“Patch As Catch Can.” It’s the return of Patch Day! The girls are practicing their sewing skills and getting ready to run! Betty hopes to catch Archie this year, but another girl may nab him first! Barely escaping their grasps, Arch finds himself without a proper pair of pants. He must rely on the “help” of his best pal Jughead to get out of Riverdale High unbranded and still available for the dance! Can he survive the various seamstresses? DISCLAIMER: The stories, characters, and incidents in this publication are entirely fictional. This publication contains material that was originally created in a less racially and socially sensitive time in our society and reflects attitudes that may be represented as offensive today. The stories are represented here without alteration for historical reference.