"Call Me Mister!" It looks like Archie might finally be ready to start shaving! That's good for his ego, but not for his parents'--their little boy is growing up fast! DISCLAIMER: The stories, characters, and incidents in this publication are entirely fictional. This publication contains material that was originally created in a less racially and socially sensitive time in our society and reflects attitudes that may be represented as offensive today. The stories are represented here without alteration for historical reference.