"The Potent Polka": When Archie and Veronica have a spat, he tries to make it up to her by entering her in a beauty contest! But Betty has invited herself, and the girls have both been admiring the same swimsuit to model! Who will be crowned beauty queen? DISCLAIMER: The stories, characters, and incidents in this publication are entirely fictional. This publication contains material that was originally created in a less racially and socially sensitive time in our society and reflects attitudes that may be represented as offensive today. The stories are represented here without alteration for historical reference.